lesbian-pixie:

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"your wings are too big"

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eidak:

the sound of teenage girls laughing near you when you’re by yourself is literally the most terrifying thing a person can experience

sleepybrowneyes:

seifukucat:

googled “dog swearing” and wasn’t disappointed

His fucking look of determination. Like, “you’re going to fucking jail Greg.”

gabite:

I think about you everyday………………………. SIKE! I THINK ABOUT MYSELF 24/7 I LOVE MYSELF

2dcc:

I love makeup a lot please don’t ever tell me I “don’t need to wear any” bc the bottom line is that I know that I don’t need to wear anything but I just fucking like to

I really hope that all the douchebags on my facebook know that when they send me thirst messages me, my boyfriend, and like 5 of my friends are laughing at you.

iguanamouth:

youre gonna look so goddamn cool

bongmeblazer:

necromancynancy:

Bone cancer

Holy shit

bamfneblake:

Dracula asks the important questions.

little-cyes-2:

i just burned 1200 calories (i forgot the pizza in the oven)

onemuseleft:

ittlebitz:

starrysleeper:

Wait a minute…

I have been laughing at this for hours now…

So, true story. The woman in this photo is Kendra Kaplan. Her husband was in Iraq for twelve months but the military has this thing called leave. Some of us may recognize the concept from old episodes of Star Trek. In this photo she is five months pregnant after conceiving her second child during her husband’s leave. That envelope in her hand is the ultrasound results. She waited for him to come home to find out if it was a girl or a boy.

There’s been several articles about it.The photo resulted in this woman receiving so much hate mail, from both internet cut-ups and the actual media, that she even took a paternity test and provided proof of her husband’s leave schedule. Her real life friends have stopped talking to her over these rumors.  

Oh, and by the way, that baby bump is a two year old by now. People are still shitting on this woman over a nasty internet meme two years later.

So in short, you’re mocking a faithful wife for something that isn’t any of our damn business anyway and has long since been disproven. 

Good job Internet.